Mini-pies and 5-Hour FOMOs for JWhitie's 30th Birthday Shindig

To Celebrate His Honorable Joshua White on the Thirtieth Anniversary of the Day of His Birth



 We did it up right:
5-Hour FOMO (aka Five Hour Joshua)

Ingredients:
-One 5-Hour Energy Bottle per person
-One bottle of Makers Mark (or equivalent whiskey)
-One jar of Maraschino cherries

Directions:
Empty 5-Hour Energy down a drain or into an abandoned ditch or magical well. Fill with whiskey. Chug with friends so as to hear cartoon-quality chug-chug-chug noise. Eat a cherry.

Savory Mini-Pies

 Ingredients:
-One container of Pillsbury biscuit dough
-Some stuff you might want to put inside it, like ground beef, gorgonzola, onions, and peppers.

Directions:
-Sautée up beef. Stuff it inside of biscuit dough and follow directions on container.

Sweet Mini Pies
 Ingredients:
-One container of Pillsbury biscuit dough
-Some stuff you might want to put inside it, like canned pumpkin, Nutella, marshmallow, etc.

Directions:
-Dish delicious things into biscuit dough and follow directions on container. Consider sprinkling cinnamon and sugar on outside.


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